===== Fortunes =====

Generating a fortune requires five die rolls: the first for its general form, the other four to generate two random elements that plug into its form.

  - A(n) (agent) will (action) you.
  - The (agent) is more (descriptor) than they seem.
  - A(n) (agent) will bring you (result).
  - You will (action) a(n) (agent).
  - You will refuse to (action), thereby becoming (descriptor).
  - You will (action) and avoid (result).
  - Being (descriptor) will make you a(n) (agent).
  - You will become (descriptor) when you (action).
  - In (descriptor) surroundings, (result) will follow.
  - Your (result) will be prevented by a(n) (agent).
  - You will achieve (result) when you (action).
  - You will have (result) when you become (descriptor).

Sample fortunes with possible interpretations:

  * 7, 10-9, 2-8: "Being strange will make you a blunderer."
    * You're going to make a serious faux pas when you interact with somebody from a different culture.
    * Your next really bizarre scheme will go very wrong.
    * When you meet somebody new for the first time, they are going to greatly underestimate your competence.
  * 5, 3-9, 6-1: "You will refuse to drop, thereby becoming hungry."
    * When you save yourself from falling, provisions fall out of your bag and are lost.
    * When you insist on having an argument, free food will be served to everyone else but you.
    * When you hit 0 Flesh, you automatically avoid death but gain the Parasites injury. 
  * 9, 11-6, 1-10: "In torn surroundings, apprehension will follow."
    * When things start going badly, somebody you've made a deal with will get nervous and back out.
    * Scaring somebody by hiding in a messy tailor's workspace will definitely be successful for you.
    * The monster's secret weakness is the song "Torn" (by Natalie Imbruglia). Crank that shit and it will flee.

^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^
^1-1 |abductor |accept |abandoned |ability |
^1-2 |absorber |accommodate |adorable |adoration |
^1-3 |abstainer |achieve |adventurous |advantage |
^1-4 |admirer |acquire |alert |adventure |
^1-5 |agitator |adapt |ancient |amazement |
^1-6 |apologizer |admit |arrogant |anger |
^1-7 |arguer |allow |attractive |annoyance |
^1-8 |avoider |approach |average |anxiety |
^1-9 |backer |astonish |benevolent |appetite |
^1-10 |baiter |avoid |black |apprehension |
^1-11 |bearer |bathe |bloody |artistry |
^1-12 |beautifier |beg |blue |awareness |
^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^
^2-1 |befriender |bind |bored |awe |
^2-2 |betrayer |blame |brave |beauty |
^2-3 |bewilderer |borrow |bright |belief |
^2-4 |biter |build |brown |bravery |
^2-5 |blamer |carry |cautious |brilliance |
^2-6 |blazer |celebrate |cheap |brutality |
^2-7 |blocker |commit |cheerful |calm |
^2-8 |blunderer |compare |clumsy |care |
^2-9 |blusher |concern |competent |chaos |
^2-10 |boaster |dare |condemned |charity |
^2-11 |bootlicker |deceive |confused |childishness |
^2-12 |botherer |delay |cooperative |clarity |
^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^
^3-1 |builder |demand |corrupt |cleverness |
^3-2 |bumbler |deny |cowardly |coldness |
^3-3 |buyer |destroy |creepy |comfort |
^3-4 |catcher |discover |cromulent |communication |
^3-5 |challenger |discuss |curious |compassion |
^3-6 |cheater |distribute |cute |confidence |
^3-7 |cleanser |doubt |deadly |confusion |
^3-8 |climber |dream |decaying |contentment |
^3-9 |collector |drop |defeated |courage |
^3-10 |complainer |earn |defiant |curiosity |
^3-11 |consumer |encourage |depressed |death |
^3-12 |contender |enjoy |determined |deceit |
^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^
^4-1 |controller |enter |dry |dedication |
^4-2 |corrupter |examine |elegant |defeat |
^4-3 |creeper |explore |enchanting |delay |
^4-4 |crusader |extend |energetic |delight |
^4-5 |dancer |fail |evil |depletion |
^4-6 |defender |feed |expensive |despair |
^4-7 |defier |feel |familiar |determination |
^4-8 |destroyer |fight |famous |dexterity |
^4-9 |diner |find |feminine |disappointment |
^4-10 |doubter |finish |filthy |disbelief |
^4-11 |dreamer |fold |forsaken |dishonesty |
^4-12 |enabler |forget |frail |disquiet |
^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^
^5-1 |enforcer |forgive |frantic |disregard |
^5-2 |experimenter |freeze |frightened |disturbance |
^5-3 |explainer |fry |furious |dream |
^5-4 |faker |give |gentle |education |
^5-5 |finder |grow |green |ego |
^5-6 |finisher |hate |grieving |elegance |
^5-7 |flatterer |hide |helpful |envy |
^5-8 |forager |hug |hideous |evil |
^5-9 |forgetter |hurry |hollow |exhaustion |
^5-10 |frightener |identify |honest |failure |
^5-11 |fumbler |ignore |huge |faith |
^5-12 |gambler |impress |humble |fascination |
^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^
^6-1 |gossiper |include |hungry |fear |
^6-2 |grinner |inform |hurt |fragility |
^6-3 |grumbler |install |ignorant |freedom |
^6-4 |haggler |insult |illegal |friendship |
^6-5 |hater |investigate |important |gain |
^6-6 |helper |involve |innocent |generosity |
^6-7 |hider |justify |itchy |goodness |
^6-8 |hoarder |kiss |jagged |gossip |
^6-9 |imitator |kneel |jealous |growth |
^6-10 |inquirer |learn |kind |happiness |
^6-11 |insulter |lose |lawful |hatred |
^6-12 |joiner |love |lazy |hope |
^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^
^7-1 |keeper |manage |lonely |horror |
^7-2 |kneeler |measure |lopsided |hurt |
^7-3 |knower |meet |magnificent |illusion |
^7-4 |leader |mimic |masculine |infatuation |
^7-5 |liar |mock |meager |inflation |
^7-6 |limiter |need |mellow |insanity |
^7-7 |lingerer |neglect |monstrous |intelligence |
^7-8 |listener |offer |nasty |irritation |
^7-9 |loser |operate |naughty |joy |
^7-10 |lover |order |obedient |justice |
^7-11 |lurker |organize |obnoxious |kindness |
^7-12 |maker |overcome |obvious |laughter |
^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^
^8-1 |meddler |owe |odd |liberty |
^8-2 |motivator |own |orange |life |
^8-3 |mutilator |pay |ornate |loneliness |
^8-4 |noticer |pinch |outrageous |loss |
^8-5 |objector |play |plain |love |
^8-6 |obstructor |postpone |playful |luck |
^8-7 |organizer |practice |polite |luxury |
^8-8 |pacifier |prefer |poor |maturity |
^8-9 |panderer |prevent |precious |mercy |
^8-10 |patroller |promise |prickly |misfortune |
^8-11 |pauser |protect |proud |movement |
^8-12 |perceiver |prove |punctual |music |
^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^
^9-1 |player |purchase |pure |need |
^9-2 |pleader |quit |purple |oblivion |
^9-3 |pleaser |realize |quick |opinion |
^9-4 |plotter |recall |reckless |opportunity |
^9-5 |plunderer |recommend |red |order |
^9-6 |possessor |reduce |regal |pain |
^9-7 |promoter |reflect |repentant |patience |
^9-8 |purger |regret |rich |peace |
^9-9 |questioner |relax |rootless |perseverance |
^9-10 |quitter |remember |secret |pleasure |
^9-11 |recruiter |repair |selfish |poverty |
^9-12 |regretter |replace |sexy |power |
^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^
^10-1 |remover |represent |shallow |pride |
^10-2 |reneger |resent |shifty |reality |
^10-3 |reuser |resist |shiny |relaxation |
^10-4 |rewarder |retire |slow |relief |
^10-5 |rider |ride |smiling |restoration |
^10-6 |satisfier |risk |smooth |riches |
^10-7 |scrambler |roast |smug |sacrifice |
^10-8 |screamer |satisfy |stormy |sanity |
^10-9 |selector |scrub |strange |satisfaction |
^10-10 |silencer |sell |successful |self-control |
^10-11 |sleeper |serve |sweet |sensitivity |
^10-12 |slider |settle |talented |separation |
^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^
^11-1 |smotherer |shine |tasty |service |
^11-2 |snatcher |sink |tense |shock |
^11-3 |spender |sit |thick |silliness |
^11-4 |stinker |slide |thoughtless |skill |
^11-5 |stopper |smell |tiny |sorrow |
^11-6 |sucker |solve |torn |speed |
^11-7 |swindler |split |tough |strength |
^11-8 |sympathizer |stack |tragic |success |
^11-9 |tainter |start |troubled |surprise |
^11-10 |tattler |steal |unique |talent |
^11-11 |tester |stop |useless |thrill |
^11-12 |trader |study |vengeful |timing |
^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^
^12-1 |traumatizer |submit |victorious |tolerance |
^12-2 |twirler |supply |vivid |trust |
^12-3 |uniter |surprise |wandering |uncertainty |
^12-4 |user |survive |welcome |unemployment |
^12-5 |viewer |threaten |wet |union |
^12-6 |visitor |tolerate |white |victory |
^12-7 |wallower |value |wild |wariness |
^12-8 |wanderer |volunteer |wretched |warmth |
^12-9 |whiner |wager |wrong |weakness |
^12-10 |winner |warn |yellow |wealth |
^12-11 |withholder |weigh |young |wisdom |
^12-12 |worker |win |zealous |worry |
^Dice ^Agent ^Action ^Descriptor ^Result ^