fortunes

Fortunes

Generating a fortune requires five die rolls: the first for its general form, the other four to generate two random elements that plug into its form.

A(n) (agent) will (action) you.
The (agent) is more (descriptor) than they seem.
A(n) (agent) will bring you (result).
You will (action) a(n) (agent).
You will refuse to (action), thereby becoming (descriptor).
You will (action) and avoid (result).
Being (descriptor) will make you a(n) (agent).
You will become (descriptor) when you (action).
In (descriptor) surroundings, (result) will follow.
Your (result) will be prevented by a(n) (agent).
You will achieve (result) when you (action).
You will have (result) when you become (descriptor).

Sample fortunes with possible interpretations:

7, 10-9, 2-8: “Being strange will make you a blunderer.”
- You're going to make a serious faux pas when you interact with somebody from a different culture.
- Your next really bizarre scheme will go very wrong.
- When you meet somebody new for the first time, they are going to greatly underestimate your competence.
5, 3-9, 6-1: “You will refuse to drop, thereby becoming hungry.”
- When you save yourself from falling, provisions fall out of your bag and are lost.
- When you insist on having an argument, free food will be served to everyone else but you.
- When you hit 0 Flesh, you automatically avoid death but gain the Parasites injury.
9, 11-6, 1-10: “In torn surroundings, apprehension will follow.”
- When things start going badly, somebody you've made a deal with will get nervous and back out.
- Scaring somebody by hiding in a messy tailor's workspace will definitely be successful for you.
- The monster's secret weakness is the song “Torn” (by Natalie Imbruglia). Crank that shit and it will flee.

Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result
1-1	abductor	accept	abandoned	ability
1-2	absorber	accommodate	adorable	adoration
1-3	abstainer	achieve	adventurous	advantage
1-4	admirer	acquire	alert	adventure
1-5	agitator	adapt	ancient	amazement
1-6	apologizer	admit	arrogant	anger
1-7	arguer	allow	attractive	annoyance
1-8	avoider	approach	average	anxiety
1-9	backer	astonish	benevolent	appetite
1-10	baiter	avoid	black	apprehension
1-11	bearer	bathe	bloody	artistry
1-12	beautifier	beg	blue	awareness
Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result
2-1	befriender	bind	bored	awe
2-2	betrayer	blame	brave	beauty
2-3	bewilderer	borrow	bright	belief
2-4	biter	build	brown	bravery
2-5	blamer	carry	cautious	brilliance
2-6	blazer	celebrate	cheap	brutality
2-7	blocker	commit	cheerful	calm
2-8	blunderer	compare	clumsy	care
2-9	blusher	concern	competent	chaos
2-10	boaster	dare	condemned	charity
2-11	bootlicker	deceive	confused	childishness
2-12	botherer	delay	cooperative	clarity
Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result
3-1	builder	demand	corrupt	cleverness
3-2	bumbler	deny	cowardly	coldness
3-3	buyer	destroy	creepy	comfort
3-4	catcher	discover	cromulent	communication
3-5	challenger	discuss	curious	compassion
3-6	cheater	distribute	cute	confidence
3-7	cleanser	doubt	deadly	confusion
3-8	climber	dream	decaying	contentment
3-9	collector	drop	defeated	courage
3-10	complainer	earn	defiant	curiosity
3-11	consumer	encourage	depressed	death
3-12	contender	enjoy	determined	deceit
Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result
4-1	controller	enter	dry	dedication
4-2	corrupter	examine	elegant	defeat
4-3	creeper	explore	enchanting	delay
4-4	crusader	extend	energetic	delight
4-5	dancer	fail	evil	depletion
4-6	defender	feed	expensive	despair
4-7	defier	feel	familiar	determination
4-8	destroyer	fight	famous	dexterity
4-9	diner	find	feminine	disappointment
4-10	doubter	finish	filthy	disbelief
4-11	dreamer	fold	forsaken	dishonesty
4-12	enabler	forget	frail	disquiet
Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result
5-1	enforcer	forgive	frantic	disregard
5-2	experimenter	freeze	frightened	disturbance
5-3	explainer	fry	furious	dream
5-4	faker	give	gentle	education
5-5	finder	grow	green	ego
5-6	finisher	hate	grieving	elegance
5-7	flatterer	hide	helpful	envy
5-8	forager	hug	hideous	evil
5-9	forgetter	hurry	hollow	exhaustion
5-10	frightener	identify	honest	failure
5-11	fumbler	ignore	huge	faith
5-12	gambler	impress	humble	fascination
Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result
6-1	gossiper	include	hungry	fear
6-2	grinner	inform	hurt	fragility
6-3	grumbler	install	ignorant	freedom
6-4	haggler	insult	illegal	friendship
6-5	hater	investigate	important	gain
6-6	helper	involve	innocent	generosity
6-7	hider	justify	itchy	goodness
6-8	hoarder	kiss	jagged	gossip
6-9	imitator	kneel	jealous	growth
6-10	inquirer	learn	kind	happiness
6-11	insulter	lose	lawful	hatred
6-12	joiner	love	lazy	hope
Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result
7-1	keeper	manage	lonely	horror
7-2	kneeler	measure	lopsided	hurt
7-3	knower	meet	magnificent	illusion
7-4	leader	mimic	masculine	infatuation
7-5	liar	mock	meager	inflation
7-6	limiter	need	mellow	insanity
7-7	lingerer	neglect	monstrous	intelligence
7-8	listener	offer	nasty	irritation
7-9	loser	operate	naughty	joy
7-10	lover	order	obedient	justice
7-11	lurker	organize	obnoxious	kindness
7-12	maker	overcome	obvious	laughter
Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result
8-1	meddler	owe	odd	liberty
8-2	motivator	own	orange	life
8-3	mutilator	pay	ornate	loneliness
8-4	noticer	pinch	outrageous	loss
8-5	objector	play	plain	love
8-6	obstructor	postpone	playful	luck
8-7	organizer	practice	polite	luxury
8-8	pacifier	prefer	poor	maturity
8-9	panderer	prevent	precious	mercy
8-10	patroller	promise	prickly	misfortune
8-11	pauser	protect	proud	movement
8-12	perceiver	prove	punctual	music
Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result
9-1	player	purchase	pure	need
9-2	pleader	quit	purple	oblivion
9-3	pleaser	realize	quick	opinion
9-4	plotter	recall	reckless	opportunity
9-5	plunderer	recommend	red	order
9-6	possessor	reduce	regal	pain
9-7	promoter	reflect	repentant	patience
9-8	purger	regret	rich	peace
9-9	questioner	relax	rootless	perseverance
9-10	quitter	remember	secret	pleasure
9-11	recruiter	repair	selfish	poverty
9-12	regretter	replace	sexy	power
Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result
10-1	remover	represent	shallow	pride
10-2	reneger	resent	shifty	reality
10-3	reuser	resist	shiny	relaxation
10-4	rewarder	retire	slow	relief
10-5	rider	ride	smiling	restoration
10-6	satisfier	risk	smooth	riches
10-7	scrambler	roast	smug	sacrifice
10-8	screamer	satisfy	stormy	sanity
10-9	selector	scrub	strange	satisfaction
10-10	silencer	sell	successful	self-control
10-11	sleeper	serve	sweet	sensitivity
10-12	slider	settle	talented	separation
Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result
11-1	smotherer	shine	tasty	service
11-2	snatcher	sink	tense	shock
11-3	spender	sit	thick	silliness
11-4	stinker	slide	thoughtless	skill
11-5	stopper	smell	tiny	sorrow
11-6	sucker	solve	torn	speed
11-7	swindler	split	tough	strength
11-8	sympathizer	stack	tragic	success
11-9	tainter	start	troubled	surprise
11-10	tattler	steal	unique	talent
11-11	tester	stop	useless	thrill
11-12	trader	study	vengeful	timing
Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result
12-1	traumatizer	submit	victorious	tolerance
12-2	twirler	supply	vivid	trust
12-3	uniter	surprise	wandering	uncertainty
12-4	user	survive	welcome	unemployment
12-5	viewer	threaten	wet	union
12-6	visitor	tolerate	white	victory
12-7	wallower	value	wild	wariness
12-8	wanderer	volunteer	wretched	warmth
12-9	whiner	wager	wrong	weakness
12-10	winner	warn	yellow	wealth
12-11	withholder	weigh	young	wisdom
12-12	worker	win	zealous	worry
Dice	Agent	Action	Descriptor	Result